Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Homework.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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