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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why? Because!

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Barack Obama

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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