What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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