Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Anti Joke

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