Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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