- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What's up? A direction...

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A jew went to Germany.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

69, hahaha

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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