- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Potato.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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