what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Once upon a time.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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imadewords

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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NASCAR

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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