why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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weiner? balls

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Six million.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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black people

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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