- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

a catholic priest and a young boy

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

My phone rang. So I answered it.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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