roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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asian drivers.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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The cow went moo

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Your Mom.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Anti Joke

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