Blind people can't read this.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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poop

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