- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

How did the girl die? 25.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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