Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

knock knock

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

don't look behind you

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why? Because!

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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