Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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