roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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