Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Flab

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Asians

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No it isn't.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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whos gay? you are

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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