- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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