What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Hgiugsf s8dyfgc sdyhgd©•øˆ????ª•†®???ßßs cdiug dvyg 34t5 fd87 vrry utgg erug 46 5gtyrue fVTU? Tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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marshal sterio had sex

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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