- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i love huge wieners.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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