Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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haha, you're an orphan

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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