- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

why do you care?

What is the best part about football The scoring

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