Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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i like pie.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Society.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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