Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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I like hats XD!

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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.....Carrot Top....

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