why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Anti Joke

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