Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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9001

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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