Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Blind people can't read this.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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This one sucks!

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

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