- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

womens rights

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Yo mamas so fat

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

women's rights

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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