What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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