Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Dubstep < Music

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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thermodynamics?

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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