Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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