What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

women's rights.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Stephen Walking.

This site is easy to upload to...

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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