Gay's rights

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Proof reading

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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knock knock go away

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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