- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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