A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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