whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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wood cant chuck wood

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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