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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

knock knock who's there police

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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