- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

i cant think of one.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What swims in the ocean? Fish

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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