What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Like if you like big tits.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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