- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What is the difference between a duck?

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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