- Anti Joke

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.