- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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