[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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knock knock

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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