- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Spread the net.

I never asked for this.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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