- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

() () () () () () () ------ __________ yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Hello Braydon

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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