- Anti Joke

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Minecraft.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

This is not a joke.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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