Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Zach Barlow

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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