what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Knock Knock.

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Women's Rights.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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