What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

women's rights

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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