- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Women.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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