Where do babies come from? My garage

what is sticky and brown?a stick

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Joe Biden

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Proof reading

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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