- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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