Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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