- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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