- Anti Joke

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

I'm gay. No homo.

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