What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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