- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

your mom is so blind she cant read.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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