What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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poo is yummy

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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penis hehehehe

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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