- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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