What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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girls lacrosse

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Anti Joke

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