why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Yes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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