Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Women have the right to vote.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why did he die? He was sick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

How old are you? 20

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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