- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your father died

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

knock knock who's there police

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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