I ponder

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Gay's rights

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

whats a willy? -brock

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Girls

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

The Pope

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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