whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

peter charastabopouloulous

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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