Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Women's sports.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Fox News.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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