If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Matty B

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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