- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Robin get in the Batmobile.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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