- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Wade's the father

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

connor sucks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

I like pom

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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