What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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who is awesome? no one...

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Anti Joke

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