How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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