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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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