- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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