One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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girls lacrosse

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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