- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

fack me in the ace! CC

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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