Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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