knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Twenty-Four

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

An atheist walks into a church

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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