- Anti Joke

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.