- Anti Joke

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

The weels on the bus go...flat

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

I had sex. Just kidding.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

a ginger has a soul