- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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