- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

I got shot once it hurt a lot

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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