Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What's up brah brah

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